Thursday, May 28, 2009

I am a nasty ho.

Three boys are now interested in me. I believe all the attention is starting to drive me mad. Why is it when you are finally attracted to someone and they reprocate with their own attraction people just start popping out of the woodwork? "Hey!...I think you're gorgeous." "You're like, the coolest girl I know. :)" "You make me smile so much." I mean good god people. Why can't you be all lovey dovey when I'm available? Well, I guess I am avaliable since SFBOMD (that superfantastic was for you, Rachel) and I are not together. Er....moving on.

I'm anxious for school to be over. I'm going to be traveling a lot this summer. So, yay! First there's the band trip to Cedar Point. A weekend in the big apple follows. Then a week in the Smoky Mountains. Then a week in Hilton Head. Then six days in Gatlinburg. Then the annual family pool party in Cincinnati. Shyeah, busy. Of course there's all the crap to do around here. Try and save all of my neglected friendships. Go to lame firework displays. Renaissance fair. Blah blah blah. All while trying to look utterly adorable. Looking like a cute girl is not exactly my forte. :/

Today, in science, when I was supposed to being listening to an electricity lecture, I spotted a baby robin hopping around in the green house. All the science rooms at my school have a little green house added onto the back of the class room. It would be kind of cool if we actually used them. Mr.totallyevilscienceteacher fills his with junk. The door leading outside was open, so little birdy flew in, had an attack of mental retardation, and didn't understand how to get back out. He was pecking at the windows and his Mommy would land on the outside edge and try to feed him bugs through the glass. It was entertaining. My friends and I decided to name him Oliver Erwin Xavier Dots. Well, M liked Oliver and Xavier and E liked Erwin. M thought it made sense to have Dots in his name because he had a speckled chest. I didn't really contribute to the name picking. I did, however, arrange said names. After our little "OH LOOK AT THE BIRDY!" fest I started feeling bad for the little guy. So, for his sake, I approached Mr.totallyevilscienceteacher and told him about Oliver Erwin Xavier Dots and his situation of possibly being stuck. I didn't want the teacher to be locking up and not notice him! He'd be trapped! :0!

I am a savior to the animals! HURRAY!

1 comment:

  1. I can't believe you're complaining about having not one, not two, but THREE guys infatuated with you! The last time a guy looked interested in me was because he wanted to borrow 5 bucks.
    Consider yourself lucky!

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