It took me three times to figure out that Harry in Mamma Mia was indeed gay. I'm really slow sometimes. *shakes head slowly in defeat*
I'm supposed to be doing homework right now. I have...about thirty geometry problems that are due tomorrow and four science worksheets that are due....whenever Mr.totallyevilscienceteacher decides they are. I'm dreading the geometry. :( But, I'm copying for the worksheets. Because I'm a slacker and already have an A in that class. Having to do fill in the blank worksheets in ninth grade is just a tad silly. I would say that it insults my intelligence but I honestly don't care. It just bores the crap out of me. So, I'm going to be a bad student and cheat. +1 rebellion point for Sara.
What I am about to tell you still makes me feel icky. Gah, it's nasty. I was sitting in church, pretending to pay attention, staying quiet and behaving. One of the larger families was sitting in front of my own. They have six kids. SIX. KIDS. Bleh. So, the youngest, maybe a year old? was being fussy. All of the older women who are past their fertile years think this is cute. I find it annoying and crave to shut the thing up. Growl. I don't like babies. Too much work. So, the kid is THRASHING around with it's horrid, drooly, mouth open. So, gravity took it's course and this GLOB of gooey, ucky, horrible drool dropped from it's mouth and pooled on the pew. I almost gagged. The kid's Dad didn't even notice but his older sisters were staring. We all exchanged disgusted looks and then started laughing our asses off. Yes, this story may have a happy ending but I am still haunted by that slimy puddle. *shivers*
I guess I should get to that homework now. :((((( Exams are soon. Poop.
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ReplyDelete"All of the older women who are past their fertile years think this is cute."? HAHA xD. That's hilarious.
I did so much studying over the weekend that my brain hurts. I have more studying to do, but I think I'm gonna put that off. If I can attain a 98 on a 60 questions test without studying, then I can afford to not care about FDR's New Deal.